The doctrine of the asshole worker

When people wonder where you’ve been for quiet some time, when they ask why you are soon turning to be a long time not seen chap, when they ringer in this kind of ponder, you want to respond, and respond you should, ooh but you will, you don’t know how, but now is the time, better now when you are free and fresh than later when you will find yourself buried back to the norm, that so abnormal is for you, but it’s soon turning into routine, and you don’t like it, but at least you man up to the fact-you’ve been missing in action, you need to tell a story, these questions they have in their minds, you can not fathom, but in your thoughts you could provide some clarity in someones shackled queries. so here we go.

Every day as you go to work you find this amazing reality, very bored, mad, dissatisfied and by far, unmotivated people going about their business, well no, heading to work-if that qualifies for business is ideally relative, depends on who you ask and if they know what they are talking about, but here is the thing, that’s not the story today, it never was and so you skip it and turn your focus back on why you are sitting in-front of that comp at this hour when Jazz and dance-hall music are driving people to the edge of what sounds like fun, for some! But its Friday, who on earth doesn’t like Friday?

So to the point!

Of late, you’ve observed that, to maximize yield and profit by unfair margins, most companies around here, where you sit in this winter forsaken country, have turned into what you can only express as the ass-hole worker doctrine( forgive the use of uncouth language-that is if your Sunday school teacher taught you something about being righteous, like most did, but it is  so used for lack of a better name, see, the deal here is for it to feel like it should, so if you think its ugly, its just a name, think about how it feels and you might peel that frown off your face as reality somehow dawns).

The ass-hole doctrine can be described in many ways if you may, but lets use the narrow way, after all its Friday and jazz still awaits someone to dance, ooohppse! no, someone needs to go out so lets get this over with.

The idea of team work in most work places has only been used as a label to advertise new positions, or old ones which someone somewhere quit being reintroduced to the job searcher who seeks a shot. The feeling here is that team work like is announced doesn’t exist in most companies, its only in paper but reality is on the ground, when it comes to the real job, most companies have completely abandoned it, someone should come clean and delete this pasturing about one needing to be a team player to get a job, when at the end of the day all that matters is individual accountability on what you did which then turns into who is to blame if something went wrong, though it is not always that someone needs to be the one who failed for something to go wrong but this is the idea common around and so everyone is trying to save their ass, to not be the fall guy, in such a situation, how can a team exist.

We will expound more on this doctrine when the time is right, but the next day, observe, and ask yourself, why do all these people go to work so mad, maybe its because most of them are sick and tired of having to change into an asshole as soon as they sign in to work, for some, it starts when the alarm awakes them, there and then they know, oooohh shit, its just forty minutes left to be human, there after i’ll have to change and be an asshole to pay the bills!


Back then when some of us still had their heads, when sense still run through our minds, we would say and this we believed, that; A society is not only defined by what it creates, but more so by what it refuses to destroy, the asshole worker doctrine needs some destruction or else, what an incredible way to create an unstable future right beyond our eyes! its pouring out even into family and friends relations, so we are all affected somehow……



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